MELODY MAKER MAY 20 1989
TALK TALK TALK
THE ORIGINS OF PSYCHONAUT AS EXPLAINED BY THE NEPHILIM
Psychonaut. What is he, this cybernautic creation that has sprung
fully-formed, from the dark wells of Carl McCoy's troubled
imagination? Is the "Psychonaut" a 21st Century update on
Nietzche's "Ubermensch", restless at fleshy bands, roaming
fearlessly into new dimensions of space and metal, on pain of
losing his soul to Mephistopheles, having made the most fearful
bargain of all, pace Faustus? Or is he a metaphor for our inner
human being, that bleak wasteland that is already, in a sense,
"post nuclear" having been blasted into a state of post-modern
confusion, it's very fragments radioactive with meaning? This was
my question to Carl McCoy, the Frankenstein like creator of this
terrible monster and Nod, his Igor, if you like.
"Er yeah, there's something in what you said" admitted Carl,
looking very thoughtful. "Especially the dark bit. I get most of
my best ideas in the dark. Sitting in the dark."
"Or in the bathroom, having a wank!" interjected Paul, the
bassist. "Shut up!" shouted Nod, the compact but outspoken
drummer of the Nephilim, "Carl's tranna fink."
Carl seemed oblivious to the squeals of his small but unfaithful
drummer as Paul lept up, sat on his head and twisted his ears.
"See they're spending all this money and that on space projects
and that, sending men to Mars and Venus when they haven't even
discovered half of what goes on in here" Carl tapped his skull
meaningfully. "There's unchartered regions of the mind that no
man has travelled to before. Nay " added Carl for emphasis. "See
I reckon that they should design mini space probes that they
could inject into peoples brain tissue. And the probes could be
manned by specially trained fleas."
Fleas?
"Yeah!" continued Carl, warming to his theme "I mean you're
always hearing about performing flea circuses and suchlike. I bet
it'd be no trouble to train a small elite of fleas to be psychonauts.
Cos a flea'd be small enough to fit into a human brain. But they
say a fleas brain power is a thousand times greater than it's
overall body mass. Er - they say" observed Carl uncertainly.
"Why don't they send Nod? He's small enough!" jeered Tony, the
guitarist.
"Or they could send Nods nob. That's definitely small enough"
guffawed Paul.
"Shut up!" hooted Nod. "I wouldn't go. Not unless you wanted
me to, Carl" he added, with touching faith in his mentor.
"I think we should send Nod up in a probe up Carls arse, cos
that's where he spends most of his time" suggested Paul. "Come
on Tony".
Carl, meanwhile elaborated on his fantastic theorem. "Course, the
trouble would be, once the fleas were in there, how we'd know if
they'd seen anyfing. I 'spect we'd have to develop a special sign
language with fleas. They'd see our signs all right, but we'd have
to look through magnifying glasses to see theirs" Carl seemed to
drift into inner space himself at this point. He seemed unaware
that his comprades Paul and Tony had ganged up on plucky little
Nod, emptied a goldfish bowl and planted if forcefully over his
head in some hideous parady of the psychonaut and were now
attempting to "launch" him, like some human battering ram
against Carl's rear.
"I pity the flea that had a glimpse of some of my thoughts"
mused Carl to himself. "Sometimes my thoughts are so
frightening I have to turn the lights on and fink of somefing else.
I thought I saw a five-headed monster at the bottom of my bed
the other night but when I turned the lamp on I realised it was
only my foot. Still..."
Carl was now lost to his own troubled reverie. Meanwhile Paul
and Tony were still swinging Nod back and forth into Carl's rear,
shouting "In you go Nod, in you go!" as Nod's face turned blue
and condensation accumulated on the inside of the goldfish bowl.
Was their clowning an inadvertent harbinger of the fantastic
experiment to come.
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